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Joe the Skinhead
Posted on November 3rd, 2008 by tpmtv -

When he was just the topic du jour because of his question to Barack Obama back in the neighborhood in Ohio, that was one thing. But “Joe the Plumber” is now actively campaigning with and for John McCain, appearing on stage with him at multiple events, etc. He has become a part of McCain’s campaign, like any other surrogate.

So here “Joe” is on TV just about an hour ago saying that people shouldn’t vote for Obama because he doubts Obama’s “loyalty to America”.

I guess saying Obama reminded him of Sammy Davis, Jr. wasn’t bad enough. But isn’t it time someone ask McCain whether he’s really willing to associate with this extremist?

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    My fellow Americans:

    I want to thank my supporters for your mindless support of me, despite my blind faith in the failed policies of the Bush Administration and my status as a sidekick. I thought I had fooled you by claiming to be a maverick, but I think most of you saw through that and realized it was early onset of dementia.

    I want to thank President-elect Obama for not pointing out how immoral I am and bringing my adulterous affair with Cindy while I was still married to my first wife, and how I dumped her despite her waiting for me the whole time I was treated like royalty in the Hanoi Hilton. It was nice of her to wait, but after her accident and her getting fat, I couldn't stay with her, especially when Cindys family has so much money, and all the beer I can drink.

    I also like how my supporters claim my time as a Prisoner of War makes me uniquely qualified to be President. If that's all it takes, we have thousands of qualified candidates. Most of them don't have the money to do this though, and I did!

    Your blind following of me because I claim to be pro-life is amazing, especially considering I've done nothing in my 20 plus years in the Senate to support that stance.

    I would also like to thank the Bonanno family (my Mafia friends) for their continued monetary support, and my friend Charles Keating (Keating 5) for allowing his nephew, Joe Wurzelbacher, to come out as Joe the Plumber and try to make an issue out of something that wasn't. President Bush and I did our best to take from the poor and give to the rich, so it's only right that President Obama take from the rich and give to the poor. We like to call it socialism so we can get elected, but in reality it's the right thing to do for the American people. If I'd been elected, my rich friends would have gotten even richer at the expense of the poor and middle class. Not that I give a damn, since I'm rich. I have 9 homes, 13 cars, and a jet. You think I give a rats ass about the middle class?

    I'd also like to thank President Bush for not supporting me. God knows I don't need that kind of help. He's the most hated President since... well, I don't know that any President has been that hated! I still support the war, despite the fact we had no proof that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, or any ties to Al Qaeda. We actually should have called them weapons of mass distraction, cause our goal was basically to take down Saddam Hussein since W's daddy couldn't. And once we started calling everyone a terrorist, it was so much fun we just couldn't stop.

    Thank You again for your blind support.

    We almost hoodwinked the American public into giving us 4 more years of Bush policies!


    John McCain
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    "...ignorant, trailer trash Republican extremist," for clarification.

    This clown votes against his own interests and self-preservation and, if all that weren't enough, lies about making enough money to be able to be affected by Obama's tax increase for the rich--those making $250,000.00 or more per year.

    What a sad, pathetic, ignorant buffoon this "Joe" is.
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