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John McCain is Dr. Strangelove
Posted on January 31st, 2008 by robertgreenwald -

Thanks to the casting sensibility of Arianna Huffington, we learned that John McCain has been channeling Dr. Strangelove!  Duly inspired, Phillip and our Issues 2008 team jumped into action, and 24 hours later, here's the video!

Pass it far and wide and pitch us your casting ideas for John McCain in the comments.

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    My fellow Americans:

    I want to thank my supporters for your mindless support of me, despite my blind faith in the failed policies of the Bush Administration and my status as a sidekick. I thought I had fooled you by claiming to be a maverick, but I think most of you saw through that and realized it was early onset of dementia.

    I want to thank President-elect Obama for not pointing out how immoral I am and bringing my adulterous affair with Cindy while I was still married to my first wife, and how I dumped her despite her waiting for me the whole time I was treated like royalty in the Hanoi Hilton. It was nice of her to wait, but after her accident and her getting fat, I couldn't stay with her, especially when Cindys family has so much money, and all the beer I can drink.

    I also like how my supporters claim my time as a Prisoner of War makes me uniquely qualified to be President. If that's all it takes, we have thousands of qualified candidates. Most of them don't have the money to do this though, and I did!

    Your blind following of me because I claim to be pro-life is amazing, especially considering I've done nothing in my 20 plus years in the Senate to support that stance.

    I would also like to thank the Bonanno family (my Mafia friends) for their continued monetary support, and my friend Charles Keating (Keating 5) for allowing his nephew, Joe Wurzelbacher, to come out as Joe the Plumber and try to make an issue out of something that wasn't. President Bush and I did our best to take from the poor and give to the rich, so it's only right that President Obama take from the rich and give to the poor. We like to call it socialism so we can get elected, but in reality it's the right thing to do for the American people. If I'd been elected, my rich friends would have gotten even richer at the expense of the poor and middle class. Not that I give a damn, since I'm rich. I have 9 homes, 13 cars, and a jet. You think I give a rats ass about the middle class?

    I'd also like to thank President Bush for not supporting me. God knows I don't need that kind of help. He's the most hated President since... well, I don't know that any President has been that hated! I still support the war, despite the fact we had no proof that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, or any ties to Al Qaeda. We actually should have called them weapons of mass distraction, cause our goal was basically to take down Saddam Hussein since W's daddy couldn't. And once we started calling everyone a terrorist, it was so much fun we just couldn't stop.

    Thank You again for your blind support.

    We almost hoodwinked the American public into giving us 4 more years of Bush policies!

    John McCain
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    John McCain is an angry, old man who will do anything to become president...even choosing his running mate so recklessly was a prime example of his burning ambition to continue this war and step into the shoes of George W. He is a dangerous man, in my opinion, and Sarah? She is beyond words. I cannot comment on her because I am too stunned. God help us if these two are elected!
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    McCain is worse than the general. He was at least making his decisions on a cold, calculating, amoral game-theoretic basis. McCain's decisions are based on what'll get him the most adulation and the greatest sensation of power. Exclusively amoral. He has no interest in acting responsibly (Palin) or even consistently (Falwell).

    Concern trolls, and those who say "oh, I'm terribly offended by this inaccurate portrayal": this is a flattering comparison.
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    Why vote for anyone other than McCain when he's going to win anyways?! He is just another dejavu like Bush who had a couple good friends in power (in bush's case family) Who WILL cheat them in one way or another to be president. This is not conspiracy, you "WILL" see. And there's nothing "YOU" can do! McCain will get the same treatment as Bush did once he becomes president. Start stocking up the eggs!
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    Obama will lose!!!

    He is a liberals liberal!!

    Obama has received "100" ratings from Americans for Democratic Action, Planned Parenthood, the AFL-CIO, the American Federation of Government Workers, Citizens for Tax Justice (i.e., for raising taxes on the "rich"), Americans United for the Separation of Church and State, the National Education Association, and the National Organization for Women. He has received "F" grades from the National Taxpayers Union, the National Rifle Association, and U.S. English, a 13 rating from Citizens Against Government Waste, 7 ratings from the Club for Growth, the American Conservative Union, and the Eagle Forum, and zero ratings from the Family Research Council, the National Right to Life Committee, and Americans for Tax Reform.

    When will the Democrats wake up and stop sending socialist liberals to their execution, like Obama!! not to mention Gore, Kerry, McGovern, Dukakis, etc, etc..

    Clinton made it because of Perot.

    McCain will be the President in the end.
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    How did you predict all this with such accuracy? You must be a prophet of God!!!
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    'The war of our lives -War on Terror'?

    America hasn't even sacrificed as
    many in the entire Iraq conflict
    as are simply still missing in action
    from our two years defending Korea.

    --and not even a draft?

    Americans and their comfort zone.

    BTW -during the 'peace' after
    the Korean War several million
    North koreans and 70,000,000 Chinese
    have been put to death
    in the name of 'social justice'.

    Still going on too.

    Guess peace is hell too and
    maybe even a fatter creepier hell afterall.
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    9/11 wasn't planned in a cave...The answer LIES in the BUSHES.
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    Has everybody forgotten that Bush added more arsenic to our water? Well, that stuff has eaten away so many brains that we all are somewhat stuck on stupid. The real facts are that Bush and Company are doing everything they can to steal this election for McBush so he can "forgive" the crimes committed by these crooks. Also so McBush can appoint more crooked supreme court cohorts to the stacked deck. This is THE game plan and it's working because of the arsenic!
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    I'm voting Democrat because I believe the
    government will do a better job of spending the
    money I earn than I would.

    I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is
    fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of
    Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what
    they're doing because they now think we're good

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people
    who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN
    tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
    ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

    I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for
    themselves. They need to break even and give the
    rest away to the government for redistribution as
    THEY see fit.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

    I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I
    can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are
    obscene but the government taxing the same gallon
    of gas at 15% isn't.

    Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?
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